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Guys, this is why I’m still single. I eat a ton of junk and people look at me funny because I don’t gain much weight. Some of my friends and I have an on going joke about my fatness and when other people hear us they’re like “Liars! Philecia? The tall one?? FAT?!?!?!?!” True story, it happened 2 weeks ago.