So, one of my most recent journies through the world of the internet, I have stumbled across a habit that drives me insane. Have you heard of Pinterest? Well in case you haven’t it’s like a giant “pinboard” where you “pin” things of similar genres. So under the humor section, I have been reading a lot of Tumblr conversations ( just in case you don’t know what Tumblr is, it’s a blog.) Anyways, they are always funny conversation… And the habit that I have continuously stumbled upon is people highlighting parts of the coversation that they think you need to see. Thank you for your generosity, but no. I do not need you to point out what should be the “funny” parts. I can identify them on my own.
The worst part is, half of the people that do that highlight the most random parts! I could see if you highlighted the punchline but that’s about it. I do NOT need you highlighting random sentences for me! I can read, all by myself believe it or not… I can do it.
Coral? For real? Why was it necessary to highlight that specific sentence? Hmmmm? Could someone please explain this to me? It seems like something trivial, but when I come across these things, I am drawn to the part that stands out most. And it’s annoying. I just want to enjoy my lonely, boring life on the internet. Please stop ruining it for me. So, to all the people out there listening (reading rather) please pass this news along…
Dear Stupid People
STOP RUINING THE INTERNET!!!!!! You can’t tell me which parts are funny! You don’t know my life! You don’t know what I’ve been through!
Freakin’ EVERYONE WASTING THEIR LIVES ON THE INTERNET LIKE ME
P.S. No for real, I swear. If you do this one more time……..
I don’t know who you are, but when I find you, I will kill you…… Consider yourself warned…….